alphys is so good
This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it
being a top or bottom or switch means exclusively just whether you prefer to do the penetration or to get penetrated during gay sex, it has nothing to do with how you behave in other aspects of a relationship, how clingy or distant you are, who texts first, etc, and it most certainly is NOT defined by how feminine or masculine someone is. it’s not even necessarily defined by how sexually dominant or submissive someone is, as there are power bottoms and service tops. it’s literally JUST who’s giving it and who’s getting it and it’s generally only even relevant during penetretive sex! that’s IT! i’m genuinely begging yall to STOP trying to make it mean anything else, ESPECIALLY anything non-sexual bc now there’s literal children calling themselves tops just for being extroverted or whatever the fuck and it needs to end like now holy shit
As you die, you wake up in a fiery place. You quickly realize you’re in hell. You ask the next demon why you are there, as you lived a very good life. “You’re not being punished”, he says. “You are the punishment.”
You honk in joy. It’s a lovely morning in Hell, and you are a horrible goose.
Living with chronic pain be like
i always say this, if you have chronic pain, memorize this chart and the descriptions!
make your “activities” be not what you’ve been doing since pain began, but rather the things you would have done before you were in pain or things u wish u could have done- sports, going out, doing chores, getting dressed without help, etc
feel like you couldn’t play a game of ultimate frisbee even though you could clean your house? you’re at a 4! can’t clean your entire house after working and showering and eating? you’re at a 5! etc-
you have to be honest with your doctor or they can’t help you- jokes are fine and all but if you downplay your pain you won’t get help bc your doc won’t know it’s bad enough to need help
This is super helpful for anyone who needs it! Im well aware of how much pain I am technically in - my pain scale is a little skewed so the chart doesn't really work for me!
Thanks for the extra info :)
Was anyone going to tell me that I live at a level 5 or was I supposed to find that out from this post myself
Same. Im lucky if I can manage a day or two in a row where im under level 4. And I've tried to tell my doctor(s) about it, but they either don't want to take the risk of prescribing stronger pain meds or they think im just an addict looking for my next fix.
Being a chronic pain patient is....tricky, to say the least. Which is why the meme is really funny for me.
Anyway I hope that anyone with chronic pain has a day where you have less pain than usual and you get to do something you'd like to do but usually can't due to your pain.
Much love 💖
Hate how tumblr will call a show "gay" when one actor suggested obliquely that their character *might* be not straight, maybe, but then immediately had the execs deny it. So when people hear "black sails is gay" they're like uhuh sure and assume you mean two guys shared eye contact for longer than is strictly necessary.
meanwhile black sails has FIVE CANON LGBT characters, FOUR of whom are main, and ONE EVEN MORE SO, the themes of the show relate directly to oppressed groups of many kinds being turned into monsters or written out of history entirely, perfectly exemplified by not only the main characters arc but also the main romance between an actual historical female LGBT pirate and queer woman or color. the entire plot would not function if you changed any of the characters sexualities. The THEMES THEMSELVES ARE GAY
But you guys just think, when we say black sails is extremely gay, that we mean like supernatural or something 😭😭😭😭😭
Nature is amazing, just look at this complex mating display
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missy elliott
oh mY gOD ,,, Two Trucks....
ive said it before and ill say it again but some of yall clearly never got the chance to bully someone else in highschool and you feel like you're left out so the moment you log online you act the way you do because you think you're owed some human right to be mean
'but they said a dumb thing/they're weird' so do you have any hobbies or like is being a shithead on the internet your fulltime job
